Roles in Heaven

Brahma
Systems Installation


Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support


Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management


Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)


Ganesh
Quality Assurance & Documentation

Narada
Data transfer


Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant


Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records


Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

Devas
Mainframe Programmers


Surya
Solaris Administrator


Rakshasas
In house Hackers


Ravan
Internet Explorer

Lakshman
Support Software and Backup


Hanuman
Linux/s390

Jatayu
Firewall


Dronacharya
System Programmer

Vishwamitra
Sr Manager Projects

Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)


Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)


Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer


Draupadi
Motivation & Team building


Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM


Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB


Karna
Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++


Gandhari
Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches

Dr,
Do you think DBA specialists wife will keep quite ? please assign some responsibility.
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RAVANA is simply superb

I disagree, on most

NARDa, cannot be the data transferor, HE WAS THE FIRST PRESS REPORTER, for he was transferring messages w/o context, and data cannot be w/o context