An American, Japanese, and a Mallu were sitting in the sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly."

That`s my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later a phone rang.. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That`s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.

The Mallu felt low-tech and inferior. He didn`t know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn`t realize that there was a piece of toilet paper that had gotten stuck and was hanging from his backside.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What`s that?" Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind.

The Mallu explained, "I`m getting a FAX”.


The other two fainted.

Mallu had a wonderful presence of mind to outwit the American & the Japanese.
A great koke indeed !

brainchild-A very ood joke about An American, Japanese, and a Mallu were sitting in the sauna.

Indian Hell:
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria..."