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The Punjab Police Department, the FBI, and the CIA were each trying to prove it was t... Read full message
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The Punjab Police Department, the FBI, and the CIA were each trying to prove it was the best law enforcement agency.

So the UN released a rabbit into the woods and gave each agency a chance to do its stuff.

The CIA placed animal informants in and around the forest and questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, the CIA concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI sent its people into the woods. After two weeks with no leads, the agents burned the forest, killing everything, including the rabbit. There were no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

Then the Punjab Police sent its people in. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling, "Leave me! OK! I`m a rabbit! I`m a rabbit!"

CC : Parkash Singh Badal59

Avtar Singh Makkaraba

Sukhbiranky Singh Badal
10.54 PM Jul 24th 2009
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Hahahahahaha...lol
3.12 AM Jul 25th 2009
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Manpreet Singh Badal
Minister Incharge of Department Finance

Punjab Finance Minister Manpreet Singh Badal does not take along even a single police security guard on official tours. Rather, he prefers to drive his personal car without red light and without the national emblem. He believes that a person in public life should feel no threat from any quarter. He does not believe in any extravagance. He is an embodiment of simplicity, honesty and humility. He is a role model for other politicians who must emulate him.

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9.58 AM Jul 25th 2009
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Here in Canada... I have never seen... politicians....escorted bi... other vehicles.... until recently...now there is little...because we have troops in Afghanistan....but that does not interfere with ordinary people`s life... they fallow the rule of the land just like others....security had to provided to top end of politicians...and I don`t have problem with that...

But in ... India... this is being abused by ...just about any..politician... they run around..like gangsters...as if they own the land....breaking the law 110% of the time.....this should b stopped....lower end of politicians...should get no security... they should not do the job ... if they feel threatened...
9.15 PM Jul 25th 2009
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Gurbax Singh Malhi... a member of parliament...five times in row... in Canada...last year...sitting beside me ...as we were watching a kabbdi tournament...here in Toronto....with no security people ...not escorted....just sitting in public..not even on main stage... imagine this happening in ... India
9.32 PM Jul 25th 2009
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In India, to be accompanied by a retinue, is a status symbol, whether you have a job or no job, risk or no risk. Don`t ask me what this retinue does, but even a casual comment on them will not be tolerated - it is a matter affecting prestige !

When Rajaji (C.R) became Governor of West Bengal, one day he quietly slipped out of the Government House (now Raj Bhavan), and walked to the Writers Building. He did not not disturb anybody. In fact nobody noticed him. Later when he was confronted in a meeting about his action, he replied, it was just couple of furlongs and he certainly knew the roads.
9.34 PM Jul 25th 2009
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One does not and can not explore each and every person closely on MMB, it in no way means its full of opinionated and money laundering prowlers. We have to have a taste and eye to catch those marvels with pure jest and passion.

A revelation of one cruising Napoleon just once in a blue moon can fill us with much needed renewed vigour. Designations bind and islands only sailors can find.

regards

/TC/
11.34 PM Jul 25th 2009
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TC,

Who are these wingmen you have addressed ur post to???? lol lol and are u referring to sportsguys being moneylaundering prowlers or MMB boarders? LOL
7.35 AM Jul 26th 2009
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RN, your assistance in preparing Karnartaka ministerial chart with careful portfolio assignment is always welcome. regards.

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4.07 PM Jul 26th 2009
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TC,

Why i should draw up the Karnataka Miinsterial chart when Yedi is there to do it... really try to behave normal... i mean such strange messages, i dont seem to make head or tail of it... exactly what u want to convey.. its just too strange... even if i showed to Solmon he wont understand it.
8.13 AM Jul 27th 2009
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RN, I am sorry if I have posed an irrelevant question compared to your known domain of TA expertise.
I will take care in future notwithstanding you are also believed to entertain queries on broader life style topics like bridal makeup, party wear trends, traditional indian classic music and ayurvedic treatment of major female health disorders.

regards

/TC/
10.10 AM Jul 27th 2009
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TC,

She herself needs good treatment for her female health disorder alongwith anxiety medication she is currently with.you need not really bother for such messages.
10.18 AM Jul 27th 2009
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