Michael, Francis and Ubaldo are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter.

"Ok you, Michael, how many times did you cheat on your wife??"
"Let me be honest Peter. I`ve been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life".
"Ok, your car in heaven is that Hyundai Santro there. Goodbye."

St. Peter turns to Francis,
"How many times did you cheat on your wife??"
Francis replies,
"I must admit that in fifteen years of marriage I did cheat on my wife twice."
St. Peter says,
"OK, your car in heaven is that Honda Civic. Here`s the keys. Get going!"

He then looks at Ubaldo,
"And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife??"

Ubaldo lifts his head high and replies,
"I am proud to say that in over twenty years of marriage, I never cheated on rashi saluja: my wife. In fact, my beloved has been dead for two years now and I remained celibate the whole time!"
St Peter replies,
"Very impressive. Your car in heaven is that BMW Z4-M Roadster convertible. Goodbye!"

Michael and Francis have driven off and are in a car park nearby waiting for their friend. Ubaldo turns up in his BMW but he is crying his heart out.
Michael asks,
"Arrre! What`s the matter with you? We should be crying. We`re stuck with these cheaper models and you got an expensive BMW!"

Between sobs Ubaldo explains,
"I just saw my wife
driving a Nano!"

good know.... he got a good car. he can re marry a new fellow :-) why he is crying.. conclusion is somewhat confusing .

Tara
You are a good frank person on the board.
I like you

Regards

thanks brainchild, my query for yesterday`s .. delisted shares.. what happens if you do not surrender... will it last or be forfieted...

HA HA HA , I KNOW HER WIFE USE TO SIRF BAJAJ KA SCOOTER MILNA CHAHIYE THA. LADKI HONE KI VAJAH SE NENO MIL GAYI :-)

Hi Tara

I have brought this subject to the top of
Governace in a very explicit way and we should hear something about it in near future.

Regards

thanks, do post in the MMB, it will be quite useful like me for others. I have not surrendered some in one delisted entity like this...

Delisgting should be completely scrapped to make our stock market healthy.

yes, but can be given a fair value...... to the investors for a decent exit.. which often does`nt be the case..

Tatas are honest.
I dont find any Tata Company who ditched the investors purposely.

yes , they are the best.. they adhere to morals and social responsibilities unlike others.. who think/sleep and mint money on only and only commercial basis...

BAZEE

BAJAJ CHETAK USED TO BE SO POPULAR ONCE SO MUCH SO THAT PEOPLE WERE READY FOR A PREMIUM OF 300 PER CENT. LADKI OR LUDKA DOESN`T MAKE ANY DIFFERENE

LOL

If all Corporates folllow their path, we will see sensex at 100000

so we will not see.. that figure for sure :-)

But we have crooks who want to prosper by public money and once they achieve that prosperity they delist and that under the law of regulatory agencies.