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Jenni Twins

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Reposted about 34 days 17 hrs 20 min 19 sec ago by agento and 1 others

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license. They’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

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mds2k8

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Dear Santosh,
Good evening!

If you don`t want others to approach you than, "that is fine!" Bcoz...

"Not acknowledged compliment with a smile in near past";

"it is important to acknowledge the work of others in one`s own writing";

"Anyway, as usual; may continue never acknowledging your colleague`s; when they run into in the hallway for any improvement of MMB."

Thanks with deep Regards. ...mds

6.53 PM Mar 31st

Anand T

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Dear Heer jee,

How well they say - Life’s like a Pearl Necklace
It is precious !
Each Moment isn’t Perfect,
But It is tied together by a beautiful thread called RELATION !!!

Best Wishes,

Anand Tiwari

8.24 PM Mar 24th | | Rated by

heer kaur

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Reposted about 60 days 2 hrs 57 min 10 sec ago by _Chandra_

U can get her love in the form of
Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife,
in the form of Mother
in the form of Grandmother…..
so,…..Respect HER…
She is a Woman!
Happy Women’s Day

8.54 PM Mar 8th | | Rated by

heer kaur

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Reposted about 69 days 17 hrs 57 min 39 sec ago by chilax and 1 others

Khushi:" Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho..
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Haadsa:" Pata Chale K, Aap Dono K Papa Nahi Ho.. :p :O :D

7.31 PM Mar 4th | | Rated by

heer kaur

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Lot of travelling,hectic n tired but thats no good excuse to say hi to friend,

Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

Good Evening

11.23 PM Mar 14th | | Rated by

KotakInvest
ment

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Told GoodNight on 9 Th march..

Still sleeping ?? since last 4 dayts ??

Ok. Good Morning....

10.29 AM Mar 14th | | Rated by

SHIV.

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Ans. : Yes
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